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The man stood in front of Allah's Apostle and said, 'O Allah's Apostle, livestock are dying and the roads are cut off please pray to Allah for rain.' So Allah's Apostle (p.b.u.h) raised both his hands and said, 'O Allah! Bless us with rain. Muhammad humiliates Satan the genie by choking him with his bare handsĪnas bin Malik said, "A person entered the Mosque on a Friday through the gate facing the Daril-Qada' and Allah's Apostle was standing delivering the Khutba (sermon). 105 Famous Hadith Narrator accompanies Prophet for Food.104.2 Using the bathroom, smelling sweet things, and wearing soft clothing causes one to gain weight.104.1 Adultery causes sudden deaths and the earth punishes tax evaders.102 Allah uses eclipses to frighten true muslims.101 Muslim women gossip about their husbands.100 Eat food and lick your fingers clean to starve the devil.99 Refusing to die, Moses slaps Angel of Death and damages his eye.97 Believers will enter paradise even if they have had illegal sexual intercourse or committed theft.96 Muhammad Did Not Like Others Copying His Fashion.95 Masturbation leads to a pregnant hand and too much sex leads to death.93 Looking up during prayer may cause blindness.89 Raising the head during communal prayer.87 Muhammad's Mother Aminah Has Her Vulva Illuminated.84 Where to Face While Relieving Oneself.

83 Tortured in the grave for soiling himself.

80 Call of nature related to offensive and wicked things.

79.10 Eat with the right hand because Satan eats with the left.

79.9 Babies cry at birth because Satan touches them.

79.8 Satan farts to the sound of the Adhan.

79.7 Man talks to Satan for 3 nights and Satan steals his food.

79.2 Satan urinated in the prophet's ears.

79.1 Satan ties three knots at back of our head while we sleep.

75 Don't be late, the angels are watching.

74 In a dream, Satan cannot imitate the Prophet.

71 A house may be set on fire by a mouse.

70 Lost camels can be returned to their owners but not sheep.

69 Feeding and giving water to horses in Jihad as well as their dung and urine will be rewarded.

63 Monkeys and pigs are humans who once played music.

62 Unpaid debt to turn into talking snake on Judgement Day.

56 "This Muhammad of yours is a dwarf and fat".

54 Say "Allah willing" during intercourse to give birth to Mujahids.

53 Looking at genitals or talking during intercourse may cause disabilities for child.

51 Prostitutes can stay out of Hell by helping a thirsty dog.

44 A Tree which is 25.5 million miles wide.38 Izar dragging causes endless descent.37 Dye your hair because Jews and Christians don't.32 Could someone please lick my hands? Thank you.26 Spit on the left for protection against bad dreams.24 Allah takes away Prophet's knowledge.22 3 times Assalaamu ‘alaykum, may I enter?.20 Fight polytheists by trimming moustache.18 Allah likes sneezing but hates yawning.17 One sneeze, two sneeze, three sneeze, four.14.5 The Prophet Gives Salutations to a Stone.14.3 Food glorifies Allah while being eaten.14.2 A crying tree misses the Prophet's sermons.14 Inanimate objects awaken from their slumber.12 Holy ride on smelly donkey causes massive shoe fight and Qur'an revelation.

10 Straighten prayer rows to avoid plastic surgery.8 The prophet divorces a wife for being old.7 Sheep owners are humble while horse and camel owners are arrogant.5 The Prophet took the Sexual Powers of 40 Men from a Magical Kettle.2 Water mixed with dead dogs and menstrual clothes still clean.1 Muhammad humiliates Satan the genie by choking him with his bare hands.